God, Music & Life

Nice Guys Finish Last ﹝好人總是交不到女朋友﹞

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
but you only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

好人總是交不到女朋友，所以我要把你當成垃圾一樣對待，
我並不是發自內心這樣做的，
但是偏偏妳只跟壞男人交往，所以我跟他拼了，要照妳希望的那樣對待妳。

I never open the door or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was but I don’t really care
and if you ever get cold, you’ll just have to hack it
cause I’d be cold too if I gave you my jacket

我絕對不會幫妳開門或幫妳拉椅子。
我也不會在乎妳在那邊說妳今天一整天怎樣怎樣。
如果你覺得冷的話，我只好管妳去死，因為我如果把我的夾克給妳的話，我也會冷阿。

like whoa!
you ain’t sitting up front
front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone whenever you call it
and when the waiter brings out the bill, I never reach for my wallet

喂，妳當然不能坐在前座阿，前坐是給我的哥兒們坐的，
妳坐後車廂還差不多啦。
不管妳什麼時候打給我，我絕對不會回妳電話，
而當服務生把帳單拿來的時候，我是不會伸手掏錢包的。

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
but you only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

好人總是交不到女朋友，所以我要把你當成垃圾一樣對待，
我並不是發自內心這樣做的，
但是偏偏妳只跟壞男人交往，所以我跟他拼了，要照妳希望的那樣對待妳。

and Imma beat you in every competition
going out with the girls you better get my permission
wait no! I take that back you can’t go
house starts tonight and that’s my favorite show

然後不管我們玩什麼都不會讓妳，一定要贏妳才爽阿。
妳要跟朋友出去必須得到我的意見先。
喔，等等，當我沒說，妳還是甭去了。
今天晚上要播 House，那是我最喜歡的節目，妳要留在家幫我錄下來，我回來要看。

Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah! You do!
Wait let me speak your language
Cows go mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo

『我看起來胖嗎？』

超胖的阿，肥仔！
喔抱歉，我忘了牛聽不懂人話，我用妳的語言再說一次：

哞哞哞哞，哞哞！

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

好人總是交不到女朋友，所以我要把你當成垃圾一樣對待，
我並不是發自內心這樣做的，
但是偏偏妳只跟壞男人交往，所以我跟他拼了，要照妳希望的那樣對待妳。

but behind the scenes, she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she’s beautiful
and show her that she’s in love
hold her hand when she’s scared
tell her how much I care
but that won’t win her heart because…

但是在我的內心深處，她比什麼都重要。
我想要告訴她，她是如此的美麗，讓她知道我有多愛她。
在她害怕的時候牽著她的首，告訴她我有多在乎她。
但是這一切都無法讓我得到她的芳心，因為‧‧‧

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
Not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

好人總是交不到女朋友，所以我要把你當成垃圾一樣對待，
我並不是發自內心這樣做的，
但是偏偏妳只跟壞男人交往，所以我跟他拼了，要照妳希望的那樣對待妳。


Ho!

婊子！